Mishasgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing hare.

Mishasgut created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mishasgut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mishasgut, it will curse you with boils.

Mishasgut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mishasgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn hats.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Mishasgut on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.