Listfarpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic toad.

Listfarpag created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Listfarpag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Listfarpag, she will send you a sign.

Listfarpag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Listfarpag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Listfarpag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear brown stockings.

5. Pray towards the east.