Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, temperamental hippopotamus.

Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud, he will cry a lot.

Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing pink jumpers and balancing eight iron spheres on your feet.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Ripdossmet Ruttfliggud three times a day.