Labcambop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous warg.

Labcambop created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Labcambop, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Labcambop, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Labcambop's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Labcambop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Fast once a month.