Busbinnat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate guinea pig.

Busbinnat created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Busbinnat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busbinnat, she will strike you with lightening.

Busbinnat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Busbinnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Busbinnat.

5. Never talk about asteroids.