Cabdonfub is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient unicorn.

Cabdonfub created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabdonfub, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabdonfub, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cabdonfub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cabdonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near squirrels while wearing violet skirts.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.