Arnruttlag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful rat.

Arnruttlag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnruttlag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Arnruttlag, it will turn you into a tree.

Arnruttlag's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Arnruttlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never sing near hamsters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnruttlag.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.