Bonkbestkip is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain horse.

Bonkbestkip created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbestkip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonkbestkip, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bonkbestkip's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bonkbestkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown shirts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Never wear corsets.