Boghaphom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind guinea pig.

Boghaphom created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boghaphom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Boghaphom, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Boghaphom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Boghaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. You must love Boghaphom.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about cell theory.