Sugbellhud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, prudent hare.

Sugbellhud created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbellhud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sugbellhud, he will torture you forever.

Sugbellhud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sugbellhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to whales while wearing black dresses.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not eat carrots.