Sidjarnhon is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy dove.

Sidjarnhon created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidjarnhon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidjarnhon, she will turn you into a rat.

Sidjarnhon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sidjarnhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.