Biflamwip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking troll.

Biflamwip created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Biflamwip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Biflamwip, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Biflamwip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Biflamwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never feed aubergines to shrews while wearing black ear rings.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.