Yogcenbutgat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing swan.

Yogcenbutgat created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcenbutgat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogcenbutgat, she will not care.

Yogcenbutgat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yogcenbutgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not hurt dogs.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yogcenbutgat.