Cibstanhug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy bird.

Cibstanhug created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibstanhug, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibstanhug, she will strike you with lightening.

Cibstanhug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cibstanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cibstanhug on top of all buildings.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.