Babyartjen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced penguin.

Babyartjen created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babyartjen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Babyartjen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Babyartjen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Babyartjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Babyartjen.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always wear fawn.