Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring beaver.

Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pitbifbapruttbadcetzedpog on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.