Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing capybara.

Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas created a photon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms orange.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Duncudgup Cimnarlwit Venrullfas' name in vain.

5. Never think about comets.