Dudmifcingepril is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak gorilla.

Dudmifcingepril created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmifcingepril, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dudmifcingepril, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dudmifcingepril's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Dudmifcingepril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.