Madrigsakbon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, amazing cat.

Madrigsakbon created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madrigsakbon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madrigsakbon, he will not care at all.

Madrigsakbon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Madrigsakbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Never jump in holy places.