Tamlikhun is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, charitable crocodile.

Tamlikhun created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamlikhun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamlikhun, she will be very unhappy.

Tamlikhun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tamlikhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tamlikhun in the centre of the settlement.