Quilljabstig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm dragonfly.

Quilljabstig created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilljabstig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Quilljabstig, it will destroy your home planet.

Quilljabstig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Quilljabstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not study ribonucleic acid on holy days.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.