Dubyimlikgovwig is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish dingo.

Dubyimlikgovwig created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dubyimlikgovwig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubyimlikgovwig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dubyimlikgovwig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dubyimlikgovwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Dubyimlikgovwig on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.