Gidraksig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest horse.

Gidraksig created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidraksig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidraksig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gidraksig's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gidraksig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Gidraksig on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not kill moths.