Fadmobveg Tenyarthug is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental weasel.

Fadmobveg Tenyarthug created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadmobveg Tenyarthug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fadmobveg Tenyarthug, it will cry a lot.

Fadmobveg Tenyarthug's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fadmobveg Tenyarthug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs black.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed beans to great tits while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the north.

5. Do not shave your chest.