Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong dove.

Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk, it will turn you into a snail.

Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Quimnurfotvilligbugtab Dumvonkbonk loves bats, so they must be honoured.

3. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

4. Do not name children after pigs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.