Sasdogbell is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong newt.

Sasdogbell created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasdogbell, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sasdogbell, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sasdogbell's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sasdogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

3. Run away from green dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.