Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage butterfly.

Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub, she will manifest in front of you.

Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Never leap in the presence of dogs.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Erect five platinum sculptures of Gomdotgeb Yarpcamhitgunsafhimcibhub on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.