Yakcanfun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental jellyfish.

Yakcanfun created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcanfun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakcanfun, it will be very unhappy.

Yakcanfun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yakcanfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near tortoises while wearing black coats and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

2. Never feed figs to grasshopers while wearing mauve kilts.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Worship no other gods but Yakcanfun.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yakcanfun.