Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced squirrel.

Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv, it will send minions to preach to you.

Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pidcidtimcem Gunyimhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.