Lopvadbit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful eagle.

Lopvadbit created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lopvadbit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lopvadbit, she will not care.

Lopvadbit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lopvadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.