Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, grumpy dingo.

Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. You must love Barnvidbunkon Ripdossfly Stragdidlog.

4. Always store garlic above ground.

5. Never travel toward the west during summer.