Genarprot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable fox.

Genarprot created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Genarprot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Genarprot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Genarprot's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Genarprot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Genarprot loves birds, so they must be honoured.