Sinfarnyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able monkey.

Sinfarnyarl created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfarnyarl, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sinfarnyarl, she will turn you into a rat.

Sinfarnyarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sinfarnyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about turtles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Sinfarnyarl loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.