Mifpibsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous troll.

Mifpibsaw created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Mifpibsaw, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mifpibsaw, he will remove you from existence.

Mifpibsaw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Mifpibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear dresses marked with brown.

2. Do not hurt monkeys.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Always wash your face before prayer.