Yarlan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless bird.

Yarlan created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yarlan's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yarlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always maintain patience during days of mourning.

5. Never look in ponds.