Farntunhen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic coyote.

Farntunhen created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Farntunhen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Farntunhen, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Farntunhen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Farntunhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near squirrels.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Put Farntunhen first in all things.

5. Never sprint in the presence of whales.