Yokcepboss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, passionate aardvark.

Yokcepboss created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokcepboss, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yokcepboss, it will destroy your home planet.

Yokcepboss' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yokcepboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine porpoises in one place.

2. Feed all hungry bats.

3. Never feed bread to capybaras while wearing rings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.