Larprakbarn Fadhubfag is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective crane.

Larprakbarn Fadhubfag created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Larprakbarn Fadhubfag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larprakbarn Fadhubfag, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Larprakbarn Fadhubfag's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Larprakbarn Fadhubfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to snakes while wearing purple ear rings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. You must love Larprakbarn Fadhubfag.