Dityatrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust owl.

Dityatrat created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dityatrat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dityatrat, she will turn you into a frog.

Dityatrat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dityatrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six titanium sculptures of Dityatrat on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not keep four snails in a large pit.

5. Never eat wheat.