Dunbemdum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, contented dugong.

Dunbemdum created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dunbemdum, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunbemdum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dunbemdum's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dunbemdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of snakes.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not keep nine great tits in a large pit.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing white jumpers and balancing four silicon spheres on your head.