Fadbigsan is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthoughtful squid.

Fadbigsan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbigsan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fadbigsan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fadbigsan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fadbigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white goats, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear mauve coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to sheep while wearing brown jumpers.

5. Always obey Fadbigsan's priests.