Mincubjan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent badger.

Mincubjan created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Mincubjan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mincubjan, it will turn you into a frog.

Mincubjan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Mincubjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing orange tights and balancing eight zinc spheres on your head.