Fubjiploop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, proud walrus.

Fubjiploop created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubjiploop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubjiploop, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fubjiploop's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fubjiploop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never think about dark matter near snails while wearing cyan kilts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fubjiploop on top of all buildings.

5. You must never eat beans.
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