Artquamrap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent parrot.

Artquamrap created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artquamrap, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Artquamrap, it will torture you forever.

Artquamrap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Artquamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after dogs.

2. Do not study archaea on holy days.

3. Never wear black corsets on sacred days.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.