Hithan Dadgomyarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, emotional hydra.

Hithan Dadgomyarp created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hithan Dadgomyarp, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hithan Dadgomyarp, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hithan Dadgomyarp's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hithan Dadgomyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Worship no other gods but Hithan Dadgomyarp.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.