Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, impressive raven.

Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit, she will not invite you to parties.

Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ontnul Queegcidwabnarfudfasortpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing black dresses and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not skip at rivers.