Bunbafhin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, witty skunk.

Bunbafhin created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbafhin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bunbafhin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bunbafhin's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bunbafhin's Holy Commandments

1. Bunbafhin loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Never wear yellow coats.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bunbafhin in the centre of the settlement.