Bonrilltarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive hippopotamus.

Bonrilltarp created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrilltarp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonrilltarp, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonrilltarp's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bonrilltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four goats in one place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.