Rulabhondim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ruthless chinchilla.

Rulabhondim created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulabhondim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rulabhondim, he will remove you from existence.

Rulabhondim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rulabhondim's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying stone.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.