Narfligmat is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, deceitful warg.

Narfligmat created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narfligmat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narfligmat, it will send you a sign.

Narfligmat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narfligmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Never feed oranges to gulls while wearing dresses.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.