Wodrigcarlimpanglam is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, temperamental human.

Wodrigcarlimpanglam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodrigcarlimpanglam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodrigcarlimpanglam, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wodrigcarlimpanglam's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wodrigcarlimpanglam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with anger.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.