Timfoblid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful walrus.

Timfoblid created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Timfoblid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Timfoblid, it will turn you into a tree.

Timfoblid's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Timfoblid's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.