Cissponflis is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident deer.

Cissponflis created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissponflis, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cissponflis, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cissponflis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cissponflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.