Spagtagsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Spagtagsaw created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagtagsaw, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spagtagsaw, it will turn you into a mole.

Spagtagsaw's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Spagtagsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Spagtagsaw.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near nematodes while wearing black trousers and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.