Migtambus is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional lion.

Migtambus created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migtambus, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Migtambus, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migtambus' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Migtambus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never remain kneeling at midnight.

5. Never allow frogs to witness sacred rites.