Jadrigrow is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet yak.

Jadrigrow created the universe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadrigrow, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jadrigrow, he will turn you into a mouse.

Jadrigrow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jadrigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never feed nuts to doves while wearing coats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.