Fenbasthig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast gorilla.

Fenbasthig created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenbasthig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenbasthig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fenbasthig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fenbasthig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fenbasthig.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed turnips to dogs while wearing shoes.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never wear ear rings.