Kipgetbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, strong coyote.

Kipgetbig created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kipgetbig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kipgetbig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kipgetbig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kipgetbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not place melons upon stone.